Our Menu
Entrees
Appetizers

Sheriff and Deputy
$12.50
Salsa, queso, and chips. Substitute French Fries for $2.00
Pretzel
$13.50

Panther Pork Nachos
$15.50

Main Street Tacos
$12.50

Mozzarella Bites
$13.00
5 Bone-In Wings
$10.50

10 Bone-In Wings
$18.50
Choice of Sauce
Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, Honey Hot, Sweet Red Chili, Mango
Habanero, Housemade BBQ
Choice of Dry Rub
Lemon Pepper, Cajun, Ranch
Not On A Bun

Fish and Chips
$18.50
Fresh Cod* battered with our Float The River Kolsch and fried to perfection. Served with fries and tartar sauce.
Chicken Tenders
$17.00
Texas sized Chicken Tenders and Fries served with our special Helluva Sauce on the side. Toss it in your favorite wing sauce for $1
Hummus Wrap
$14.00
A Southwest wrap stuffed with hummus, mixed greens, bell peppers, mushrooms, cucumber, tomato, and balsamic vinaigrette. Served with chips and salsa.
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
$14.00
Southwest wrap with grilled or crispy chicken, buttery buffalo, mixed greens, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, and housemade ranch dressing.
Wilco Cobb Salad
$11.00/Half
$17.00/Full
Fresh Spring Mix topped with housemade bleu cheese dressing, red onion, sliced hard boiled egg, bacon bits, bleu cheese crumbles, and topped with diced grilled chicken.
Chicken Caesar Salad
$10.00/Half
$16.00/Full
Chopped romaine with parmesan, caesar dressing, croutons, and topped with diced grilled chicken.
On A Bun
Burgers and sandwiches served with fries.

Cowboy Burger
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with cheddar cheese, bacon, crispy onion strings, housemade BBQ, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles.

Pimento Burger
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with Housemade Pimento Cheese, Bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles.
Black IPA & Swiss Burger
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with our Bowler Hat IPA marinated mushrooms & onions, Swiss Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles.
Buffalo Bleu Burger
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with Housemade Bleu Cheese dressing, Bleu cheese crumbles, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles.
Sunrise Burger
$18.00
Double Smash Burger with cheddar cheese, bacon, fried egg, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles.
Mexican Burger
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with provolone cheese, cheddar cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickle, Pico de Gallo, and topped with Housemade Salsa Verde.
Double "B" Burger
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with American Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles.
Fat Boy Special
$18.00
Double Smash Burger with American Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, slow roasted pulled pork, crispy onion strings, and topped with housemade BBQ sauce.
FTR Patty Melt
$17.00
Double Smash Burger with grilled onions, jalapenos, American Cheese on Texas Toast.
Pulled Pork Sandwich
$16.00
Slow cooked, hand pulled pork topped with Housemade BBQ sauce, pickles, and onions.

Reuben Sandwich
$17.00
Corned beef, Sauerkraut, Provolone Cheese with Housemade Russian Sauce on Marbled Rye Bread.
FTR Philly
$17.00
Thin sliced Ribeye, mushrooms, onions, green bell peppers, American Cheese on a Ciabatta roll.
Buffalo Chicken Ciabatta
$16.00
Crispy chicken tossed in buttery buffalo with, bleu cheese crumbles, provolone and cheddar cheese on a ciabatta roll.
Nashville Chicken Sandwich
$17.00
Crispy chicken tossed in our housemade Nashville sauce, with pickles, cabbage, and fresh jalapenos.
Southwest Black Bean Burger
$1.00
Substitute any burger with a Southwest Black Bean burger patty.
Notice
CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED
MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR
EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF
FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU
HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.
Sides
French Fries
$4.50
Parmesan Truffle Fries
$7.50
Sweet Potato Fries
$4.50
Onion Rings
$6.50
Kids Meals
For Kids 12 & Under
Cheeseburger
$7.50
Single smashburger with American cheese with fries.
Quesadilla
$7.50
Cheddar cheese in a flour tortilla served with fries.
Chicken Tenders
$7.50
Texas sized hand breaded chicken tenders served with
fries.
Grilled Cheese
$7.50
Melted American Cheese on Texas Toast served with fries.
Desserts

Apple Brown Butter Cake
$12.00
Warm butter cake topped with caramelized apples,
caramel, and cinnamon sauce.
Triple Chocolate Cake
$11.50
Three layer chocolate cake that's perfect for sharing.
Non-Alcoholic
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper,
Lemonade, Iced Tea, Red Bull
Regular, Red Bull Sugar Free,
Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice,
Richard's Rainwater, and Coffee
House Brewed Beer
Ask your server about our rotating guest taps.

Float The River - Kolsch Style
$6.00
If you haven't floated down a Texas river, then you are doing something wrong. If you haven't floated down a Texas river with a cold six pack of our Float the River Kolsch, then you are really doing something wrong! This beer is a nice traditional style Kolsch that welcomes you with a nice crisp body, and perfect German sourced hop notes. Float the River has been known to cause extreme joy, and create good times on your local Texas waterway. So grab your Lederhosen swim trunks and Float The River with us. 5.4% ABV - IBU 30

Padre Muldoon - Irish Red
$6.00
If you don't know who Padre Muldoon is, it is certainly worth a google. This man converted non-Catholic settlers in Texas to Catholicism so that they could earn a land grant. So just as this man converted all of Texas to Catholicism, we thought it was only fitting to give this beer the honor of flying his name since it is converting people to Irish Red Ales on a daily basis. This beer is medium in body, with slight hints of caramel flavor, and specialty grain added to give it that iconic red hue. When you run out of this beer, you will want to fight harder than the boys at the Alamo to get yourself some more. So as you are trying to decide which style to go with on a hot summer day after cutting the lawn or working on that old car that will never leave the garage no matter how much money you throw at it, Remember Padre Muldoon, Remember the Alamo, Remember Hell or High Water Brewing. 5.7% ABV - IBU 24

Red on Black-Session IPA
$6.00
In Texas, there is an old colloquialism when it comes to the coral snake that goes as such, "Red on Black friend of Jack, Red on Yellow... kill a fellow." This session IPA is certainly a friend of Jack (or of whoever else drinks it). Our Red on Black IPA has a nice crisp body with a perfect marriage of 4 North American Hops. The Citra hop is right at the forefront with its legendary fruity flavor that helps cool you down when you need it the most. This beer might be named after a snake, but will be your best friend for years to come. Just watch out for the other guy. Cheers Y'all! 5.6% ABV - IBU 54

Bowler Hat - Black I.P.A.
$6.50
A Bowler Hat used to be the fashion everyone wanted to have, now it's only for fringe hipsters and hippie cowboys. Just like them, this fringe beer takes the malt forward notes of a Stout or Porter and blends nicely with the hoppy notes of an IPA. This wonderful beauty has four separate hop additions that will certainly make you want to tip your hat and say "Cheers" 7.7% ABV - IBU 74

Lakeside Lager - American Lager
$6.00
4.1% ABV - IBU 11
Helluva Hefeweizen - Hefeweizen
$6.00
With "Helluva" being the key made up word here, we couldn't have picked a better way to describe this Hefe. Hell has always had such a negative connotation. As it should considering it's the home to lost souls and the prince of darkness himself. But at HOHW we like to use that word as positively as we can. If you ever see an item on this menu with our namesake in it, you better believe that we take pride in that item. This Helluva Hefeweizen is the prime example for that statement. This beer has won Triple Gold at the 2020 HOHW Competition as well as Honorable mention by our brewers multiple years in a row! But enough bragging. If you are a Hefe lover, or someone that's finally graduating to adult beers, drink the HELL out of this Helluva Hefeweizen 5.7 % ABV - IBU 10
Red Sleigh Down
$8.00
Oatmeal Cinnamon Raisin Cookie Stout ABV 6.5 - IBU 30

Beer Flight
Choose four beers, each 4 ounces.
Rotating Guest Taps/Seasonal Offerings
• ASK YOUR SERVER ABOUT SEASONAL OFFERINGS AND ROTATING GUEST TAPS•
Specialty Cocktails

Hibiscus Devils Punch
$11.00
A rum and hibiscus cocktail with a light brute finish.

Mexican Martini
$13.00
Make it spicy for fifty cents!
House Margarita
$10.00

Hippie Hollow Rita
$13.00
"Skinny" Margarita made with Lalo

Spicy Mezcal Rita
$12.00
Made with Nosotros Mezcal.

Very Demure Margarita
$15.00
Top shelf margarita made with Nosotros Reposado and Cointreau

Jalapeno Peach Mule
$11.00
Deep Eddy Peach vodka and jalapeños with ginger beer and lime
Ruby Mule
$11.00
Deep Eddy Ruby Red vodka, Lime, and housemade ginger beer.
Mezcal Mule
$13.00
Nosotros Mezcal, Lime, and housemade ginger beer.

LALO Paloma
$13.00
Made with LALO Tequila.

Texas Monthly
$13.00
Still Austin Old Fashioned

Sunrise Bloody Mary
$11.00
An old favorite with a Deep Eddy Lemon vodka twist.
Menu
Cabernet
$8.00
Joel Gott
Chardonnay
$8.00
J. Lohr
Pinot Grigio
$8.00
Tiziano
Red Blend
$8.00
Ménage à Trois
Prosecco
$8.00
Lanarca
Brut Champagne
$8.00
Wycliff